Monster Truck Demolisher

Now this is a car game. Car games are either really fun, or terrible. Their are a couple different types of car games. They are the, "parking the car games," and the, as I like to call, "The Max Dirt Bike" Kind of games. That's where this goes.

 In this game, you are a monster truck that destroys things, jumps... Normal Monster truck things. It's not a hard game, you just need to know how to play. You use the up arrow to got forward. Down arrow to go backwards, and left and right to keep balance, and space bar to jump. You unlock trucks along the way. Now, it's not as easy as you think. You have health. Things hit you. But that's later in the game, lets talk about the picture. It's a picture. Oh more, right. It's a Monster truck running over cars. Since I'm too lazy to think of a clever way to say

                                                  TIPS
1. Sometimes there are checkpoints, so when you die you come back close to where you are. Make sure to get as far as you can before you die.

That's it for now. Let's see, what's left to do... Right! Good Luck! Link:
http://www.addictinggames.com/car-games/monster-truck-demolisher-game.jsp

Raft Wars

If you haven't played Raft Wars... Play Raft Wars. In this game, you are a bunch of babies, toddlers, or whatever in a boat shooting tennis balls at bad guys. Wow... Maybe I should change that first sentence. Anyway, it's really fun. You can also get rockets and grenades, and upgrade your raft. The bad guys can also shoot at you. Sometimes they have baseballs. Cannons. Turtle bombs. Flaming arrows. Okay, I'm getting off topic here. Lets move to the picture. In the picture a baby in a superman costume getting ready to shoot a tennis ball, with his brother behind him. By the way, the way you shoot, is using the mouse. Aim, and shoot. Works every time. Kind of. The story of the game is that the baby found gold, and people are trying to steal it from him. But there's one thing they will never steal... HIS

                                                        TIPS
A. The hippo and the shark are supposed to be helpful because anything can bounce off it, but their a pain.
B. When the people come back, like the neighbors or the vikings or whatever, don't think of them as the same. They probably have much worse weapons.
C. Always aim for the guy who's shooting, because usually when it's the guy behind him's first turn, he will miss, which gives you a chance to go for it.

Well that's about it. Good luck with the game. It gets kinda hard. Oh, and I don't know if you noticed, but I changed the numbers to letters. Don't worry I'll change it back. Just an experiment. Here's the link:
http://www.addictinggames.com/shooting-games/raftwars.jsp BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Run

In this game you have to... Run. Well, it's more complicated than that. You also have to... Jump. Oh. Well you also jump on walls, and over holes and stuff. Now it probably seems boring, but trust me, it's TONS of fun to... Run. Eh, I'll work on that. Anyway, in the game you have to not fall into the holes. The character runs for you. You just use the arrow keys to move back and forth, and space bar to jump. It gets pretty hard though. Soon there are holes everywhere, and you have to jump on walls to survive. To start, their are only two game modes. Normal, and Fast. If you manage to beat the game (All 50 levels) Then you unlock intense mode which is really... um... Intense. Then, if you beat it on intense mode, you get bonus levels. Wow I wrote a lot. Let's talk about the picture. It's a grey little alien dude. (Your Character) Dodging holes that he might die in. If this game was realistic, he could probably stop running. Then again, if this game was realistic, there probably wouldn't be a little grey alien. Anyway, what was that thing I always do... Started a T, ended with an S.... Oh yeah

                                                     TI BS
No no, it wasn't that.. It was
                                                    TI PS
1. Try to always stay to the side if you can. Just in case of emergency wall switch.
2. Always be on the wall with the most floor. Try to do the least jumping possible.
3. If you decide the level is too hard, or too easy, you can always change the game mode in Options. But if you want bonus levels, you have to do every level on intense.

Thank you for choosing this blog to look at online games. Remember our slogan: Games aren't games unless their on this blog. Still working on the slogan. Good luck! Here's the link
http://www.kongregate.com/games/player_03/run
By the way, there is also a sequel. I personally think the first is better but here's the link to the sequel:
http://www.kongregate.com/games/player_03/run-2
                                             

New Blog Administrator

This blog is now welcoming a new writer. I know. I know. It can't get any better. I'm just kidding. Thanks to you, Matthew, people might actually view this blog. By the way, thanks to all the people who have viewed this blog. That's including everyone. Not just me. Anyway, Matthew, if you are reading this post, I should explain to you how the setup of each post works. First, you talk about the game. If you like it, if it's hard, anything. Then you talk about the picture. The picture can be from anywhere. It can be a screen shot, or it can be from the internet. Also, the picture is always on the right. Anyway, once all that is done, you come up with a clever way, like: And now please welcome the

                                                       TIPS
1. NOW YOU DO THIS. YOU SAY THE TIPS IN A RANDOM COLOR, BUT MAKE SURE TO PUT A NUMBER BEFORE THE TIP.
2. THE TIPS ARE ALWAYS IN UPPERCASE. IT'S JUST A CUSTOM.
3. WHEN YOU ARE DONE, UNDERNEATH, IN NORMAL SIZE BLACK TEXT, WRIGHT SOMETHING LIKE:
Okay, that's it. Good luck in the game! Here's the link.
Then you give the link. Just copy and paste it from any site you want. So good luck Matthew! There is no link!

Rotate and Roll

In this game, you have to get the ball/balls into the bubble, in order to do that, you must rotate the board, with the arrow keys. It can be very hard in some levels, yet sometimes not hard at all. Sometimes you don't win by getting into the bubble. Well, at least not without getting the coin. That is annoying. Really annoying. So annoying that, that is all I'm saying. Anyway, although it can be hard, it is fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Boring! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Sorry, carried away. In the picture, WHOA, WHY IS IT SO BIG? WAIT A MINUTE! THE TEXT IS UNDER THE PICTURE? WHAT THE HECK! Oh well, I'll have to deal with the big picture. Ha ha ha. I'm funny. Anyway, in the picture, is a ball, a coin, a bubble, and some weird spiky things. Sorry, no
                                                               TIPS
today.
                                                                      AWW
Sorry. Here's the link. Good luck. Guys, if you like the blog, follow it. If not, please don't sue. Ha ha ha. I'm still funny.
http://www.coolmath-games.com/0-rotate-and-roll-players-pack/index.html

Civiballs

In this game, you have to get the balls into the right colors vase. For example: The Red ball goes into the Red vase. The way you do that is you cut ropes by clicking on them. If you look at the picture, it might make more sense. Anyway, it is quite a hard game, but it is addicting. I can't even get passed the Twelfth level! Okay, I'm lying. The levels only go up to Ten. Anyway, it is a fun game as well. I really like it. There is also a second one, and a Christmas edition. It's always fun. If you can beat this game... Comment on this post. I will provide no gift. Maybe, just maybe though, I will comment back. Oof that's asking way too much. We will see. Anyway, let the contest begin! Once again, no gift will be provided. In the picture, you can see the Red ball, and the Green ball. You can also see the vases, and the grey balls. The Grey balls can't go in any of the vases. They can help you though. You can also see the ropes that you have to cut. Once again there is no gift
                                                        TIPS
1. ALWAYS TRY TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN, IF YOU CUT A ROPE. YOU CAN RESTART WHENEVER YOU WANT.
2. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE SCORE, IF YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO WIN THE GAME, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
That's the tips. See ya later. Good Luck. Here's the link. AND SAY TIPS WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO! Once again, no gift will be provided.
http://www.coolmath-games.com/0-civiballs/index.html
http://www.coolmath-games.com/0-civiballs-2/index.html
http://www.coolmath-games.com/holiday-Christmas-games-puzzles/civiballs-xmas-game/index.html

Achievement Unlocked 1 and 2

In this game you are yet again another mini elephant (this is only one level, already reviewed game.) What you have to do, is get all the achievements. It may sound sort of boring, but it's kind of fun. In the first one, there is only one room, and one hundred achievements. In the second one, there are 250 achievements to earn, and a whole bunch more rooms. The second one is better, but harder. They're all hard for me though. The achievements are really weird. One of them is die 100 times. Finally, something that even I can do. There are spikes and things as well. It's about the same setup as this is only one level. It is by jmtb02. I love those games. They are my favorites. Anyway, this picture was taken from the second one. See, there are spikes, and coins, and up thingys. it's all normal. If you look at the top, you can see a locked sign. In order to open that, you have to go to the marketplace, which you can on the bottom right corner, which is exactly across from the home, which you can see on the bottom left corner. Way to the right, you can see the achievements, and way, way, way to the bottom, under these words are the
     
                                                            TIPS
1. BEFORE GOING TO THE NEXT FLOOR, TRY TO DO AS MUCH AS YOU CAN ON THE FLOOR YOU ARE AT.
2. TRY PRESSING RANDOM THINGS ON THE KEYBOARD. YOU MAY GET AN ACHIEVEMENT. 
3. IF YOU CANT FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO TO GET AN ACHIEVEMENT, USE THE WALK THROUGH.
Okay, that's it. Fine, I'll give you the link to both games. Just because I'm nice. Good luck! Subscribe!
http://armorgames.com/play/2893/achievement-unlocked
http://armorgames.com/play/6561/achievement-unlocked-2

Max damage

In Max Damage, you are a strange, short, guy with a weird hat. You also have a cannon. Guess what you do with the cannon? You eat it? You play with it? No. you shoot with it. YAY! Can you guess what you shoot? Probably not, so I'll just tell you. You shoot things like: Small refrigerators, microwaves, paintings, TVs. And lots of other cool things, that you shouldn't shoot. I don't have many feelings for this game. It's playable, but not that amazing. There are also different kinds of cannonballs. Like the three ball thing,  the explosion ball, and the regular ball. In this picture he is shooting microwaves with regular balls. There is the level name and number, the amount of damage, you have done, and the amount of damage, that you still need to do. Your best score on the level, the main menu button, the reset button, and the next level button, if you have already beaten the level before. Okay folks, fasten your seat belt, and please enjoy the

                                                                        TIPS
1. TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THE BALL IS GOING EACH TIME.
2. IF YOU KNOW YOU ARE  TO LOSE, PRESS THE RESTART BUTTON TO SAVE TIME.
Okay. Thanks for reading. Here's the link... Blah blah blah. Subscribe!
http://www.addictinggames.com/shooting-games/maxdamage.jsp

Hambo

In this game, you are a pig. A pig that wants his friend back. The pig is angry. The police took his friend. It is time for the only sensible thing to do... SHOOT THE POLICE!!! It gives you weapons to use, and ammo. You figure out a way to use them to kill the police officers. I like this game. It is quite fun. Not really. Not at all. IT'S TERRIBLE! WHAT KIND OF AN EXCUSE FOR A GAME IS THIS? But actually I like this game. In this picture, you shoot the ice, and it goes down and hits the guard. Not all of them look like this. I don't have much else to wright so what's your favorite color? Rainbow? What kind of rainbow? Oh! I know what you mean! The one in

                                                                                 TIPS
1. ALWAYS LOOK AT WHAT AMMO AND WEAPONS YOU HAVE, BEFORE YOU START PLAYING. YOU MIGHT NEED TO CHANGE THE ONE YOU ARE USING BEFORE YOU START.
2. THAT WAS A REALLY LONG TIP SO THERE IS NO NEED FOR ANYMORE. OH WAIT, I'M STILL IN TIP MODE
3. AHH I FORGOT HOW TO CHANGE BACK TO THE REGULAR FONT. OH WELL. GOOD LUCK AND HERE'S THE LINK! SUBSCRIBE!
http://www.addictinggames.com/funny-games/hambo.jsp

Tealy and Orangey

In this game, you are two things. Two balls. An Orange one, and A Teal one. You control them both at the same time. You have to get both of the balls into the finish line thing. There are spikes and guns. The spikes that are the same color as you hurt. The other one's don't. So the Orangey one can go on the Tealy spikes. Same thing with the guns. I don't love this game. It's not too bad though. I'm not good at it. That tends to happen a lot it is a pretty hard game though. In this picture, the case is, that the only way to win, is to get the Teal ball on the orange spikes, and the Orange ball on the Teal spikes. I don't really need to explain much about this picture, because you can probably tell what everything is. Okay, guess what time it is? You guessed it!

                                                                  TIPS
1. WHEN EVER BOTH ORANGE, AND TEAL PLACES COMBINE, IT PROBABLY MEANS TO SWITCH.
So that's all. Sorry, not many tips right now. I'll see you next time! Good Luck! Here's the link!
http://www.addictinggames.com/action-games/tealy-and-orangey-game.jsp

Monster Evolution

In this game you are a monster. To start, you choose a monster from about three choices. It will say how fast it is, how big it is, the special abilities ie: Invisibility, flying, shield. Then it says, if it can jump, or climb. So you choose one, and eat people with it. Eventually people with guns come in. They try and shoot you. You are not strong enough to kill them. You evolve. So, then you are strong enough to beat them. I can't beat them anyway though. Soon there is also, helicopters, tanks, and blimps. You eat them. You win. It's easy. I like this game, because of that fact. It isn't too hard, unless that is the setting you are on. We all know how soon I would fail if I played on hard. In this picture, the monster is fighting the weird people, running around. There is also a purple missile going over it's head... Or whatever that thing is. The people with the green heads are about to die. At the top, there is how much time, you have been doing it. There is something that says next evolution pause to evolve, and there is something that shows how many more people you need to kill, to get a new evolution. There is also something that says
                       
                                                               TIPS
1. IF YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF LIFE, JUST EVOLVE TO A MONSTER, THE SAME LEVEL AS YOU.
2. IF YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF WAYS TO SAY TIPS-WAIT THESE ARE TIPS FOR THE GAME...
3. THE BIGGER THE THING, THE MORE POINTS YOU GET, SO TRY TO KILL MORE BIGGER THINGS.
That's all I got. See you next time. Here's the link. Good luck! Subscribe!
http://www.addictinggames.com/action-games/monsterevolution.jsp

Electric Man 2

In this game, you are a man who is electric. You use A,S,D,Q,E, and W to fight. It seems more confusing than it is. All you do is kill off the people that you are fighting, before they kill you. The part that you are electric doesn't matter. Like all games, each level is harder than the other. For me, however, every level is hard. But for most people, the first set of levels are a piece of banana. That's not the saying, is it? Whatever. This game is kind of fun though. I like it. You might not like. I don't care. This is my blog. I can say whatever I want. Oh well. In this picture, electric man is flipping somebody. You can also see the life and the battery power. (You will figure out what the battery power is, when you play it.) There is a main menu button, and a quality button. It also has the amount of life, the enemy's have. There are also some
                                                                       TIPS
1. DON'T WORRY ABOUT EXING OUT. IF YOU WRITE DOWN YOUR CODE, YOU CAN JUST TYPE IT IN, AND CONTINUE.
2. IF YOU ARE LOW IN LIFE, TRY TO ONLY ATTACK, WHEN THEY DON'T SEEM TO BE ATTACKING YOU.
How were those? Bad? Yeah I thought so. Good luck! Here's the link. Subscribe!
http://www.addictinggames.com/action-games/electricman2.jsp

Champion Archer

In this game, you are a stick figure, with a bow. You shoot at the enemy's, as you walk towards the end of the screen. You also have a team of stick figures who carry swords. You can't go behind, the end of the screen, but your teammates can. That is how you beat a level. The more people you kill, the more money you get, then you buy things like faster soldiers, and things like that. If you die, the game isn't over. Your teammates can still fight, they rarely win without you though. But if I'm playing, they probably have a better chance, without me. In the picture, you can see the bowman, (You) one of your teammates (Not you) Your life, and your money. You can also see an enemy coming through. Everyone besides you has a sword. But some people on the other team have giants. They are exactly the same as everyone else, but they are big. You know, why do I have to keep adding

                                                                        TIPS
1. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE, STAY BEHIND YOUR TEAMMATES AND SHOOT.
2. IF YOU DO WANT TO DIE, DON'T STAY BEHIND YOUR TEAMMATES, AND DON'T SHOOT.
3. IF YOU WANT NONE OF THE ABOVE, DON'T PLAY THE GAME.
4. HA HA HA. THERE IS NEVER A 4TH TIP. GOTCHA THERE
Okay that's it for now. Here's the link. Good luck and subscribe!
http://www.addictinggames.com/shooting-games/championarcher.jsp

Crash The Robot

In this game you are a person who is trying to crash the robot. You have bombs. You may have one, two, three.. So on bombs. You use the bombs to blow up boxes, towards buttons, to crash the robot. When the robot dies, you beat the level. This is game that I like. I think it is a fun. Even though, I can't beat it. It is still fun. Play it. Or don't. I can't tell you what to do. Anyway, if you don't like it, please complain to my secretary. Wait a minute. I don't have a secretary. Okay them complain to the people that made the game. In this picture, you didn't have a bomb, you have a box. You move  the rainbow arrow thing, so that the box will go flying onto the button, which triggers some weird thing, that makes the robot kill himself. There are lamps. and other boxes in your way. That's so mean. There is also a walk through button.(My best friend) a menu button, and a mute button. How exciting! So now
                 
                                                                      TIPS
Let me finish!
                                                                         NO
wait, let me-

1. LOOK AT WHERE THE BOX WILL GO, IF YOU PLACE A BOMB NEXT TO IT.
2. YOU GET POINTS THAT DON'T MATTER AT ALL, SO MAKE SURE NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THEM
                                                        Here are some
                     TOO LATE
Whatever. Anyway, enjoy the game. Here's the link. Good luck! Subscribe!
http://www.addictinggames.com/funny-games/crash-the-robot-game.jsp

Feed Freddy

In this game, you have to give the apple to "Freddy" You click the Red boxes, to make them disappear. By doing that, you can get the apple to "Freddy." Freddy is some bazaar yellow-I have no idea what he is. You don't want the red-whatever to eat the apple instead of our weirdo, friend, "Freddy." When you click the green objects, they can get bigger, and smaller. How awesome is that? It stinks. I know. That's why I'm sorry to say, I don't like this game. Sorry Freddy. Sometimes there are two apples. Our friend is getting big. This game makes no sense. It is rather odd. Anyway, in this picture, you can see our friend, our friend's, food, and the boxes that are in between our friend, and his food. Now we all know what the monster is thinking right now. "Should Newt Gingrich, be president?" We are all wondering that, my friend.  Anyway, so in the picture you can see Freddy, The apple, the boxes, the level number, the restart thing, and the mute button. Eh well here are the normal
                                                               TIPS
1. SEE WHAT COULD HAPPEN IF YOU PRESS A BOX. THERE IS ALWAYS A RESTART BUTTON
So that's all I got. Here's the link. Have fun, with our friend. Good luck. Subscribe!
http://www.addictinggames.com/puzzle-games/feed-freddy-game.jsp

Gluey 2

In this game, you click the things to make them disappear. You want to click the big things. Every time you click, a couple more things come down. They combined, when they are the same color, and they become big gluey things. Hence the name gluey. If the glueys go on top of the line, you lose. I hate this game. I liked it for a little, but now it seems stupid. It is. You can't go up to anyone and say "DUDE! I GOT A NEW HIGH SCORE ON GLUEY!" They will probably smack you in the face. You can't really say that for any of these games, without getting smacked in the face. Whatever. In this picture you can see the glueys, coming in, and the glueys that are already there, the score, the dotted line, the amount of blobs you have clicked, and the amount of blobs, you still need to click. There is also a tips and tricks thing, so do I really need to write some

                                                                       TIPS
1. ALWAYS LOOK FOR THE BIGGEST BLOBS. THEY ARE THE BEST TO CLICK
2. WHEN THERE IS A BOMB, ONLY CLICK IT, IF THERE ISN'T TOO MANY BIG BLOBS AROUND IT.
                      Fine, you got the tips, I get a break. Good luck, here is the link. Subscribe!
http://www.addictinggames.com/puzzle-games/gluey-2-game.jsp

New! Play pinball right from the blog!

This is not a game post! It is exciting! Now on your right, you can play pinball right from the blog! How cool is that? Just start playing! Even if I can't even get one point, it doesn't mean that you can't either! I have no tips, and I'm not going to talk about the picture, because there isn't a picture! This is so exciting! Good luck! But don't spend too much time on it! Spend time reading the posts! Who am I kidding, I can't even write! Good luck! Good Luck!!! Good Luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bye!!

Radical Fishing

In this game, you are a fisherman. You fish. Then when the fish come up you shoot them in the sky. This makes no scene what so ever. You get the money for blowing up the fish in air. This game is really stupid. But I do happen to like it. I think it is addicting, and I have beaten it a whole bunch of times. Ha! There is something I can beat. Anyway, what you do is you try to dodge the fish, going down, as soon as you touch a fish, the string comes back up, and at this point you want to get fish. When you get back to the surface, the fish go flying into space. So you shoot them. They explode, and turn into only blood. You can also buy things at the shop, like weights, that allows you to start lower down, or a better gun to shot the fish with.  In the picture, you can see how many meters down he is, the fish he's catching, and the fuel left in his chainsaw. The chainsaw allows you to cut through fish at the beginning, so you get down farther. Okay I'm done. You know how hard it is to wright all of this? It's not actually hard is it? It's just because I'm bad at all these games? That doesn't even make scene. Okay I've wrote too much. Ohhh dang. I forgot about the
                                                                   TIPS
1. WHAT I DO, IS I BUY THE CHAINSAW, AND THE ELECTRIC SHOCK THING, I GO DOWN FAR UNTIL THE FISH GETS SHOCKED, THEN I USE THE CHAINSAW THE REST OF THE WAY.
2. WHEN TYPING, ALWAYS REMEMBER TO TAKE BREAKS.


                            Okay, I got to go, before I explode. So good luck, here's the link, and bye!
http://www.addictinggames.com/funny-games/radical-fishing-game.jsp

                                           

Spite Cannon 2

In this game, you have a cannon, and you shoot shapes, with faces. The circles role, the stars explode, the triangles and squares are just triangles and squares. It is a fairly fun game though. You can go to the shop and buy new cannons, and things you shoot. Each shot costs $100 so you want to try to get more money than that, for each shot. Even hitting a shape can give you lots of money. You  can have a lot of fun with it. The cool thing is, if you run out of money, all the shots are free. So shoot as many as you want. In this picture, the guy has purchased double cannon. He is making money by hitting the stars. If you look closely there are little orange things coming out of the stars. That is the money. And now, what you have all been waiting for... some

                                                                       TIPS
1. SOMETIMES, YOU CAN'T DO THE LEVEL WITH CERTAIN CANNONBALLS, SO REMEMBER THAT YOU CAN CHANGE THEM.


                     Okay, that's it. Good luck, here is the link, see you next time, and subscribe!
http://www.addictinggames.com/puzzle-games/spite-cannon-2-game.jsp

You're Toast 2

The name of this game has two meanings 1. You play as a slice of toast. 2. You are chased by a monster, and you can fall in gaps, and die. So you are toast as in you have no chance. Personally, I don't especially love this game. I don't mind playing it, but I don't like it. Okay, I admit it. It's because I'm not good at it. Okay, that was also a lie. So in this game you have to get far enough, to get away from the monster. There are gaps you have to jump over gaps. You can also buy items to help you after each thing, in the shop. You get money by collecting P, B & J. You can jump into the toasters which send you flying, and you think you got away from that monster, but that's impossible. So in this picture, you can see the toast, who is running away from the monster, which in this case is a dinosaur. You can see the lives, which is in the top right corner. You can see the one, two, and three. Which are the circular things at the top. There is also, how close you are to beating the level, which is also at the top. So that's it. I guess I should stop.

                                                                  Oh! Right! Here are some

                                                                         TIPS
1. DON'T STAND TO CLOSE TO THE RIGHT. YOU WON'T SEE THE GAPS.
2. BUY ONLY THE THINGS YOU NEED. FOR EXAMPLE, IF YOU NEVER JUMP OVER THE GAPS, BUY THE PROPELLER HAT.
3. MAKE SURE YOU LOOK OUT FOR TOASTERS. YOU MIGHT JUMP OVER THEM.
                    Okay. That's it for now. Good luck and here's the link. See you next time.
                         http://www.addictinggames.com/funny-games/youre-toast-2-game.jsp

I Don't Even Know

This is a funny game. I have to admit, it is sort of stupid, and I bet if you really play it, you will agree with me, but it is fun, and funny. I really like it, and I like getting new times, of beating the game. It isn't too easy, but it is fairly easy. I don't have too much to say about this game. I guess you do things by clicking, and you follow the directions, but besides that there isn't much to it. Instead of using the word: You, the say: Joo. I think that is stupid. But what do I know, I can't even beat don't shoot the puppy. Anyway, play it. It's fun. If not, make it fun, if you really don't want to do that, then don't play it. Okay so in the picture you have to make him get eat? I don't even know what that means. Ha ha ha get it? The game is called I don't even know, so-never mind. Anyway, Spoiler alert! All you have to do is click him. So here are some
                                                     TIPS
1. WATCH THE WALK THROUGH ON YOUTUBE


Here is the link. See you next time, and good luck! Bye! Subscribe!
http://www.addictinggames.com/puzzle-games/idontevenknow.jsp

Don't Shoot the Puppy

I have a few words for this game. STUPIDEST GAME IN THE WORLD. Trust me play it. See have much you want to kill that puppy. It is so annoying. As well as annoying, it is pretty easy. Just don't touch the mouse, or any key on the keyboard. But still. It stinks. But it is so easy! Finally a game you can beat, jacobcisthebest! That isn't true! I can beat so many games! So many? Well why don't you just- sorry I got a little carried away there. Anyway, it's stupid. So don't play it. EVER. Unless you want to, of course. Okay, so in the picture there is- CORN? REALLY? I ASKED FOR A DON'T SHOOT THE PUPPY PICTURE! WHY DOES NO ONE LISTEN TO ME? Don't answer that by the way. Okay this post isn't going so well. I'm going to have to cut right to the tips.

                                                       TIPS
1. DON'T SHOOT THE PUPPY.
Okay that's it. No need to wish for good luck, it's the easiest game in the world, here is the link. Bye!
http://www.addictinggames.com/funny-games/dontshootthepuppy.jsp

Dolphin Olympics 2

In this game you are a dolphin, you jump out of the water, and go into space. When you come down you land on your head and go back up again, even higher. You go through hoops to go faster, another way is star slide. Star slide is only found in space, at least past the moon. You go higher, and faster. That's the goal. Higher and faster. Unfortunately, you have a time limit. You have about 2 minutes. It is fun though. You can try to see what planet you get too. Maybe it could be Saturn, or Neptune. Even the moon is pretty good. In the picture on the right, the dolphin is just coming down past the moon. If you look closely, behind the dolphin is star slide. It looks like a rainbow. Speaking of rainbows, have you ever played robot unicorn attack? Oh wait, I'll just talk about that in another post. Anyway, speaking of rainbows, once you get into space, you see rainbow fireworks. It's cool. Anyway, like always here are some
                                           
                                                          some what?
                                   tips!
                                     oh!
                                    TIPS  
1. ALWAYS MAKE SURE TO GET INTO THE WATER HEAD DOWN!
2. GO DOWN FAR IN THE WATER SO YOU CAN JUMP BACK UP REALLY FAST!
3. LOOK OUT FOR HOOPS THEY ARE ALWAYS REALLY HELPFUL!
        So that's it for now. Make sure to check out the game: http://www.rawkins.com/games/dolphin-olympics-2  Good luck! See you next time, and tell your friends about this blog! And subscribe! And follow! And- OK i'll stop.

This is only one level

In this game you are a mini elephant. There is only one level, but there are stages. (It isn't actually one level) You have to figure out how to beat each level, weather it is bouncing all the way through, or trying to get to the button when it is pulling you back, but it is always the same setup: You must get to the button to open the gate, then you go through the tunnel. But sometimes the button doesn't open the gate. So you have to figure out how yourself. In this particular game, the second one is way better. In the first one, you try to beat it without getting too many deaths, and in a good amount of time, in the second one, you can unlock things for getting all the things like a low amount of deaths and time. The stages in the second one are also a lot more fun! Personally, I love this game, and the guy who makes it (jmb02) is awesome! He makes a lot of cool games, so check out his website. In the picture on top, you can see everything. The button, the green gate, the tunnel that you come out of, and the one you have to go in. You can also see that it says: Level 2 stage 3. There is also the deaths, and the time. Oh I forgot to mention the spikes. That is how you die. Anyway, here are some
     
                                                                  TIPS
1. ALWAYS READ THE NAME OF THE STAGE. THAT IS A CLUE FOR WHAT TO DO.
2. LOOK AT THE LEVEL BEFORE YOU START. WHO KNOW? THE GATE MIGHT ALREADY BE OPEN.
3. REMEMBER EVERYTHING, EVERY FLOOR, EVERY SPIKE, THERE WILL BE LEVELS WHERE IT ONLY LETS YOU SEE THE ELEPHANT.


                http://jmtb02.com/games/ That's the guys website. Check it out, have fun, and good luck! See you next time.

Max dirt bike

In this game, you are a guy on a motorcycle. You use all the arrow keys to control and move your guy. You must get over small obstacles without flipping over on your head. I really like this game. It gets you. You want to keep playing. The thing I don't like is that it is easy to win, and when you do win, it just starts over. I mean not that it really matters, but it feels good when it tells you that you won. (I'm just kidding. I couldn't care less.)
But it is really easy to win. Or at least I think so. You might think otherwise, so I should just stop talking and talk about the picture. In the picture, the guy is going over an obstacle in level 2. There are only 20 levels. The background also changes colors, as you get through the levels. It goes from orange and red (That's in the picture.) Then it is blue and white, and then Green. So there isn't too much to say about this game, except it is fun, easy-oh wait I was supposed to stop saying that- and the background changes. That's it and now for some
                                                              TIPS
1. WHEN GOING DOWN A HILL, SLOW DOWN! OTHERWISE YOU WILL DIE.


                           Well that's it. Good luck! See you next time!

Line Flyer

This is a really cool game, it was a brilliant idea, and you can have so much fun playing it. What you do in this game is you draw (on the computer) a line. There can be bumps, and flips, and hills, and then you watch to see if the little guy on the motorcycle can survive your course. With  the move button, you can make your course as big as you want. You can even make spikes at the end for the guy to fall of his motorcycle on. You can draw The End at the end. You can do anything you want. When you are ready, press the play button, and watch you're guy go. If it goes good,      there is a save button, so it will remember you're course, so you could edit it another time. In this picture, the guy seems to be going on a flip. This is one of things you can try when you get really good at this game. For starters, you might want to just make a hill or something. This is a really fun and cool thing to do. So don't get angry if your thing doesn't work. Just try again. So now here are some            
                                                      TIPS
1. IF A LINE IS NOT TOUCHING ANOTHER LINE, THE MAN WILL NOT TOUCH IT.
2. TO GO UP A BIG HILL, YOU FIRST MUST GO DOWN A MUCH BIGGER HILL.
3. IF ON A DOWNHILL, THE GUY TRIP AND IT BREAKS, YOU CAN DRAW A SMALL LINE RIGHT OVER THAT LITTLE TRIP, AND IT FIXES THE PROBLEM.


Good luck, and have fun!

The Bloons games

I'm sure a lot of you have heard of these games. They started off with the monkey that had to shoot the balloons with a bow and arrow. Then there were some other games like Bloon Tower Defense, Bloons super monkey, Hot Air Bloon, and then they started to do things like: More Bloons. Which was just Bloons 2, where you shoot the balloons with the arrows. They even made a Bloons Junior. Now me, I never really liked the Bloons games. I just didn't like the idea. I'm sure a lot of the people reading this, have other opinions, but this one was just mine. This picture on the right is taken from: More Bloons. As you can see it gives you: the amount of arrows you have, the amount of balloons that you need to pop, your best score on the level, a main menu, and a more games button that will bring you to all the other Bloons games. So that is the original Bloons game. Now the other popular game, is a base off of all the games, where you put things to shoot at the things that are coming through. Of course in this game, the things that you shoot are balloons, some of the things that you shoot with are monkeys. The picture is below.

I am not going to say good luck, because I don't like the game, so see you next time.

The Worlds Hardest Game

For the record, the worlds hardest game is not the worlds hardest game. It is a hard game though. For me, I can beat levels: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 easily. All the other ones take a while for me to beat. Try that for yourself, and see which ones are easy for you. Anyway, however hard this game is, it is also really fun. I play it at least once a week. This picture is from the worlds hardest game 1.0, not only is there one Worlds Hardest Game, but there is also now" The Worlds Hardest Game 2.0. I like the first one better, but the second one is fun too, but again, I like it better than the first one. The thing is, why do they have to call it 1.0 instead of just 1? I've been searching about a 1.5, but it doesn't exist. hopefully one day there will be a 3.0, and that will be fun. Anyway. be sure to check this game out. It's cool. Here is the link to try it now:
 http://www.addictinggames.com/action-games/theworldshardestgame.jsp

Good Luck!

Addictinggames.com

This website is a great website for playing online games. A lot of people have heard of this website, if you those people play online games. If you play online games, and don't know of this website, check it out. It's very cool. (like most online game websites) Addictinggames.com has a variety of choices for games. ie: Action, arcade, car, funny. But the best part is, they only seem to take the games that are really fun to play.

Addictinggames.com also makes addicting games. Games that are very addicting, hence the name Addictinggames. The website does not give viruses to computers. It is a very safe website. Most of the games that will reviewed are from this amazing website.
                 
Now Addictinggames was a very popular website, which is why they made it an app for the Ipod touch, Ipad, and Iphone. This app does not have all the games, that addictinggames.com does, but they do keep updating the app

So over all they have every online game that you might want to play. Once again, it is an amazing website, and  you should check it out when ever you can. Good luck on the games!